Jeff and Jef, the feuding ancient Wizard Lizards: these two nearly-identical, magical wielding lizards have been known to reengage in their magical feud at seemingly random times. Luckily, due to their size, they aren’t able to affect things on our scale and ends up looking like a localized fireworks show when they do go at each other.
“After keeping close observation of the Astral Campfire, the Jef(f)s, and the vibarometers, we can strongly hypothesize that these sorcerous reptiles are easily affected by inbound Bad Vibes that aren’t immediately absorbed by the vibe-neutralizing minerals. Observations would indicate that some sort of Bad Vibe initiated the original tension between the two, and at a certain level of Bad Vibes reminds them of their original tension. Some of the local Astrals step in to chill the vibes in the area, but the stars bear no history to this feud, nor why these two reptiles are inherently sensitive to an over-saturation of local Bad Vibes”
-Brennen S. [a few other names are signed as well; however, they are either written in an alien language or cursive (with terrible penmanship)]